“I’m giving you my best fish, don’t you think you should give me something!?”

“You know…   Ben Bridge is having a Valentine’s sale on diamond ankle bracelets. I only have a metal one…   We’ve been going out for over two weeks now. If you love me…  I know we haven’t actually said the L word yet but…   Just surprise me! I know you’ll get me something REALLY, REALLY special!”

JT:     “Go around the corner & take a picture  of the  beach.”

Susi:  “What beach?”

JT:     “It’s there! Go find it. Look under the water…”

Have a kooky spooky Halloween!

“Latest FDA approved remedy for the lactose intolerant…”

Crasher Squirrel, Esq.

“OK, so this has nothing whatsoever to do with the beach. However, National Geographic loves it, and NG loves the beach, so that’s good enough for us.”

CNN.com also gives ’shout out’ to Crasher Squirrel

Complements of: iCanHasCheezBurger.com (Spikes favorite website!)